"This is a complicated one: he started out as a cool, dangerous elf. He had a catchphrase that I don’t remember 100% percent, but he really enjoyed saying it and there’s no company policy saying he can’t. Then he was completely dissolved in acid. There is a company policy on that and it involves avoiding acid, and not bathing in it—it’s possible I could have used a larger font in the Employee Manual. Then we had to go get him from Hell. Then, for reasons unknown, he started working for my sister, Auspicia Dran, of Dran Enterprises, and dressing like a teenager. Whereabouts: currently unknown."